Part 2 of my #SecretSanta gift! This poem came with a big bag of protein bars, sports drinks, chocolate, a Men’s Health mag, and a gift card to #ChickFilA.
"Did you go to Ralph’s yet?// Santa wants to know.// Well just in case, my pretty pet,// Santa’s got your back, fo sho.//
For all those heavy workouts you do// to keep your and hard as a rock,// make sure you stay nourished and hydrated too,// cuz the ladies love a big… …six pack.//
We all appreciate your hard work here,// so don’t you ever forget it. For you, Patrick, are such a dear, if I didn’t mean it, I wouldn’t have said it.//
So take in that protein and Gatorade// but enjoy some chocolate too// Then go take yourself to get Chickfi-laid// and a Merry Christmas to you!!
Thanks Secret Santa!! And in true bottomless pit fashion, I ate pretty much the entire bag before I left for the night.